Wednesday, July 25, 2007
so this is our modern day hero? no wonder so many of my friends are single. too many of my smart, talented, funny and beautiful girlfriends are single. take off your armour boys. lay down your plastic swords. let down the wall of your castle heart. your faithful steed isn't fast enough to escape the reality that you're scared shitless of actually finding your match. quit hiding out in the dungeon of indecision. stop spending way too much time at the round table and buy the girl a drink.